Fluke! - Sounding Dive

Title: Roll Call
'Verse: "Emergency 'Verse." A Transformers-as-Humans alternate universe. They're all centered around one Police/Fire/EMT crew.
Characters:  Autobots. Guess who's who.
Summary: Chief of Police Forst has been missing her husband.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, smut, P w/ a light dabble of P
AN: This is a 'verse that kitteh and Ruu and I dabble in. So fair credit to them. Semi-warning for rampant swapping of genders, if that helps figure who people are.

My secret (or not so secret) goal in this was to get most/all of the characters intro'd or at least mentioned in one fic. And hey, bonus smut.

And yes, if people are totally confused, I'll say who's who. 83

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( What happens at the House, stays at the House... )

And why he loves Ratchet.  ♥
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fic-drablet demanded by Ruu. ♥  

and what Ruu demands, I have to deliver.  even if 'parently it's still in emo-verse.  *shrug*  might prod more.

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Having too much fun with this... gonna keep editing in...  And no.  I dunno if it's things I could see them saying, quotes I could see them liking, or what...

Wheeljack -
    In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. -Terry Pratchett
    Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. -Terry Pratchett

Optimus Prime -
    If honor were profitable, everybody would be honorable. -Thomas More
    If we don't end war, war will end us. -H. G. Wells

    I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow. -Woodrow Wilson

    A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

Jazz -
    It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing. -Terry Pratchett
   
Starscream -
    He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."  -Terry Pratchett

Sunstreaker -
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Pratchett   

    There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. -Oscar Levant 
    Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds. -Samuel Butler

Red Alert -
    The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head. -Terry Pratchett
    That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....  -Charles M. Schulz 

Megatron -
    Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H. G. Wells  
    We will make them think it's their idea. That's how all great leaders fool people. -Laura Preble

Ironhide -
    The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.  -Ulysses S. Grant 
    When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -Ernest Hemingway 
    I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse. -Craig Volk

Prowl - 
    One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. -George Bernard Shaw
    To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains. -Mary Pettibone Poole 

Not sure who- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -Isaac Asimov