Fluke! - Sounding Dive

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( It's hardest to move forward when you can't see the path ahead... )

Title: Flashback
'Verse: AU aka coffeehouse 'verse. Kitteh created it and I just sometimes play the soldier half.
Characters: Jonathon/Richard - (three guesses who they are AU reflections of and the first two dun count.)
Summary: A while after Jon gets his walking papers and just shows up at Rich's work, and Rich offers the usual place to crash.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, swears, war, (standard implied slash)
AN: So this - this image would not let me go. Some of the style weirdness is nightmary, some is that I'm w/ family and holiday crazyness when writing it.

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( Thankful for the little things... )

Title: It couldn't annoy you if you didn't care.
'Verse: Post '07movie
Characters: Ratchet, Ironhide
Summary: Rough week is rough
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
AN:  mmouse15  was having bad week, this was semi-bunnied as an attempt at distraction.  *snugs*

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( Just scream... )

Title: ...and don't let Ratchet choose the stakes.
'Verse: Post '07movie
Characters: Ironhide/Ratchet
Summary: Ratch/'Hide PWP
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; Smut, holo/mech, holo/holo, gender-bending?
AN:  Follows and vaguely references cracky Don't Make Bets with Wheeljack... 
>.>;; Though the pr0nz idea came first and the crack was a means to that end.  ♥  (even if I'm nervous as heck I suck at writing it, *hides*)

And is it slash or not slash if the personality has a he-pronoun, but the holoform has a she-pronoun?  >:3

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Title: Don't Make Bets with Wheeljack...
'Verse: Post '07movie
Characters: Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Optimus, Lennox, Epps, various randomly updated G1 mechs (sometimes used friends' RP-alts )
Summary: Ratchet and Wheeljack take it upon themselves to embarrass 'Hide, 'cause they can.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13; hinted pairings, Cybertronian swears, weird crack 
AN:  Someone has their G1 alt when I know their movie one is smth else.  I know, I know. ♥
Bunny-credit goes to runyasan08 .  I grew up in New England and don't know jack about truck pulls.

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( Character-fest... )

Ok, first ever 1-sentence and I'm sorta pleased with it. ♥
*headscratch*  How to make this coherent.... the whole deal is more like doing origami with mirrors, warps of reflections of reverse images.
Could just think of it as stand-alone story of damsel in distress.  Sorta sells the thing short, but ok, fine.  XD

So for the TL; DR road map to how brains got here:  ( *ready the Blurr-voice* ) 

Oh yeah, there's implications of smut.  And it's one-sentence prompt set Gamma, but since it's not a pairing, it's really *counts fingers* like six characters - here it shall remain.

Shut up and fic already? Y/Y?

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( ♪ A pirate's life for me... ♫ *shot* )

Title: Cyborg: Resurrection
'Verse: moya_koordinat 's Machine-verse, with warps and reflections.
Characters / Pairings: Ironhide, assorted faceless scientists, techs, handlers... Ratchet.  Mentioned Ironhide/Ratchet
Summary: Wandering lost, inside and out.
Rating: R, a fght, swearing rather a lot.
Warnings: Crazy technical ramblings on my part.  Angst.  Lots.  >.>  I like angst, ok, Ruu?
AN: Massive credit where credit is due.  I do pic fics, apparently.  This (is FINALLY where this picture comes in...) was to community.livejournal.com/tf2007fun/854482.html  AND!!!  And and and.  SC said eons ago I could post this.  Blue are her fantastically nightmare-feeling descriptions which I gleefully goinked and wrote around to incorporate in the story.  So, once again direct from her to here; she has such a good bead on Ratchet, I just struggle to keep up.

Though, kitteh and I are two people separated by an ocean and a common language.  So we's got spelling differences.  But again, ain't changing her stuff; no way, no how.

Disclaimer: No, I am poor, don't own anything. I just push them around into situations I find amusing. They belong to Hasbro/Dreamworks/rich people.

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( 4 - Resurrection )

this.... is Imogen Heap (The Walk) coming on at an opportune moment of Ratch and 'Hide banter. 
so, blather that follows is the result of that banter converted semi-faithfully to ficlet-ish-ness.
and the tempo change around 2:30 of the song.
 
therefore, have to credit Ratch-mun with half the (good) ideas and about as many of the (more interesting) words.

♥'s for Sugarkitteh. 
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( Back )

Title: Lullaby for Ratchet
'Verse: Cybertron pre-Movie, still fairly early in the war.
Characters / Pairings: Ironhide/Ratchet, First Aid, a moment of Smokescreen
Summary: Ratchet's had a bad day, Ironhide's wasn't much better.  Exploration of them, life and history.
Rating: PG-13, meh.
Warnings: Lots of talking.
AN: In pre-Earth stuff I make up words ( Ruu!  X3 ) for things that they won't have encountered or would have a human-type analog for, but I'm sure you can figure what I'm talking about.

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( Nightminds )

fic-drablet demanded by Ruu. ♥  

and what Ruu demands, I have to deliver.  even if 'parently it's still in emo-verse.  *shrug*  might prod more.

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