I see what you did there, brain...
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quidamlingSo I had a dream this morning that was oddly vivid, and I must have woken up at the right moment to remember it.
There's been so much about how Bay is attempting to make TF3 suck less than the black hole that was RotF. Quite frankly. if there was less time filler of Alice and humping dogs and Judy running around stoned... I think they can make a better movie by accident. *still loves on the military boys and the grown up mechs*
Anyway, I think that stewed around in my head and made for this dream. There was a battle that ranged through a huge shopping conglomeration thing, Will was desperately trying to find something. I think things might have blurred more into some kind of TF/Da Vinci Code Will Lennox/Robert Langdon blend, because at one point he was in a running fight through a library trying to find the something on the computers.
Either way, he'd sent Sarah and Annabelle into hiding with all the mech stuff running over cities and the like.
Later on, they were all sort of in an underground resistance, apparently the 'Cons win, and he had to keep sneaking into computer systems to hunt, then usually would get caught and have to fight his way out back to the mechs.
They manage to find the thing. Whatever it was, I love how dreams just accept their own McGuffins, lets them push the 'Cons off-planet. So they end up circling Earth like a school of space-sharks. The few Autobots can hold them at bay, but it's sort of a back-to-the-wall stand-off. The Autobots end up building a space station, and call it Guardian One. So suddenly all the characters in my head are going on about G1...
... see post title...
Anyway. Then fade to black, sudden scene shift, brain dream wtf-ery etc.
Now I am... I can't tell if I'm Starscream, or the Fallen... I think it might have drifted back and forth. (My dreams stick me as characters a lot. It's strange, I know it's me, but I AM... whatever character. I know I often was Monterey Jack from the Rescue Rangers as a kid... analyze that as you will...)
But that is far from the weird part.
Umm. We're old ladies.
Like, Megatron and Starscream get poofed into 65-70 year old human ladies. Oh, and their little dog, too. Barricade is a mini-pinscher
There's been so much about how Bay is attempting to make TF3 suck less than the black hole that was RotF. Quite frankly. if there was less time filler of Alice and humping dogs and Judy running around stoned... I think they can make a better movie by accident. *still loves on the military boys and the grown up mechs*
Anyway, I think that stewed around in my head and made for this dream. There was a battle that ranged through a huge shopping conglomeration thing, Will was desperately trying to find something. I think things might have blurred more into some kind of TF/Da Vinci Code Will Lennox/Robert Langdon blend, because at one point he was in a running fight through a library trying to find the something on the computers.
Either way, he'd sent Sarah and Annabelle into hiding with all the mech stuff running over cities and the like.
Later on, they were all sort of in an underground resistance, apparently the 'Cons win, and he had to keep sneaking into computer systems to hunt, then usually would get caught and have to fight his way out back to the mechs.
They manage to find the thing. Whatever it was, I love how dreams just accept their own McGuffins, lets them push the 'Cons off-planet. So they end up circling Earth like a school of space-sharks. The few Autobots can hold them at bay, but it's sort of a back-to-the-wall stand-off. The Autobots end up building a space station, and call it Guardian One. So suddenly all the characters in my head are going on about G1...
... see post title...
Anyway. Then fade to black, sudden scene shift, brain dream wtf-ery etc.
Now I am... I can't tell if I'm Starscream, or the Fallen... I think it might have drifted back and forth. (My dreams stick me as characters a lot. It's strange, I know it's me, but I AM... whatever character. I know I often was Monterey Jack from the Rescue Rangers as a kid... analyze that as you will...)
But that is far from the weird part.
Umm. We're old ladies.
Like, Megatron and Starscream get poofed into 65-70 year old human ladies. Oh, and their little dog, too. Barricade is a mini-pinscher
As if that is not strange enough. old lady!Megatron and old lady!Starscream/ME are determined to figure out how to get back to their angry, spitting, robot death machine forms. But first they need to survive for a while as humans. So, they wantonly kill people to steal cars, essentially leave a very serial killer type trail until they stumble on this house. The house is abandoned, because, the owner killed herself by sticking her head in the oven. The oven is still on. The coroner that took care of this person fails.
Anyway, ME!old lady!Starscream try to figure out the oven, Megatron occasionally bumps off a neighbor kid that tries to pet Barricade, and then Megs returns and we try to make food. We are robots in our core, we are no good at it. We start throwing the crappy food and the accompanying cookware out the door and into a ditch in frustration.
Barricade, as a dog, can eat anything. He's delighted with this situation.
Megatron is in the process of throwing potatoes at Me/Starscream and while we are "yes, master"ing somewhere below the dream I'm wondering why I am Starscream, I can't stand the guy...
But then the former home owner's brother? husband? BIIIIIIG, scary Russian Team Fortress Heavy type guy comes in. He wants to know why we are in the house and threatens mafia type punishments upon us.
Megatron looks at me, gving up on how throwing potatoes at me and the general direction of the oven might make french fries... (and he was very clear on this, the leader of the Decepticons, as an old lady, wanted FRENCH FRIES, Dammit!) Then we both smile and turn to Mr. Big Dude. We essentially tear him limb from limb with our bare hands.
Ummm. Then I woke up.
And the actual, real, sleep-on-the-bed doggies started the morning ritual of good mornings and Bumble sneezed in my face. But his rolling in my "essence" which is where he gleefully rolls around on my pillow after I get up each morning rather made up for it.
Anyway, ME!old lady!Starscream try to figure out the oven, Megatron occasionally bumps off a neighbor kid that tries to pet Barricade, and then Megs returns and we try to make food. We are robots in our core, we are no good at it. We start throwing the crappy food and the accompanying cookware out the door and into a ditch in frustration.
Barricade, as a dog, can eat anything. He's delighted with this situation.
Megatron is in the process of throwing potatoes at Me/Starscream and while we are "yes, master"ing somewhere below the dream I'm wondering why I am Starscream, I can't stand the guy...
But then the former home owner's brother? husband? BIIIIIIG, scary Russian Team Fortress Heavy type guy comes in. He wants to know why we are in the house and threatens mafia type punishments upon us.
Megatron looks at me, gving up on how throwing potatoes at me and the general direction of the oven might make french fries... (and he was very clear on this, the leader of the Decepticons, as an old lady, wanted FRENCH FRIES, Dammit!) Then we both smile and turn to Mr. Big Dude. We essentially tear him limb from limb with our bare hands.
Ummm. Then I woke up.
And the actual, real, sleep-on-the-bed doggies started the morning ritual of good mornings and Bumble sneezed in my face. But his rolling in my "essence" which is where he gleefully rolls around on my pillow after I get up each morning rather made up for it.
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Date: 2011-02-12 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-02-13 01:04 am (UTC)Though yes, if it were Lifetime there would have been more violins and more crying. <3
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Date: 2011-02-13 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-12 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-13 01:06 am (UTC)(and OMG, so tired grooming the dogs took like three and a half hours... *flop*)
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Date: 2011-02-12 09:55 pm (UTC)I personally think it is a faaaaar better plot-line than anything Bay can come up with *nods*
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Date: 2011-02-13 01:08 am (UTC)But yeah. If there's a space station in the next movie, I called it. XD
Bay would have just nuked everything and Megs would never get his french fries!
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Date: 2011-02-12 11:40 pm (UTC)whatever you're taking, I'll have double?
also brb watching Rescue Rangers 8D
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Date: 2011-02-13 01:11 am (UTC)<3 ♫ Ch-ch-Chip and Da-ale, Rescue Rangers!
I oddly miss that show.