Ok, first ever 1-sentence and I'm sorta pleased with it. ♥
*headscratch*  How to make this coherent.... the whole deal is more like doing origami with mirrors, warps of reflections of reverse images.
Could just think of it as stand-alone story of damsel in distress.  Sorta sells the thing short, but ok, fine.  XD

So for the TL; DR road map to how brains got here:  ( *ready the Blurr-voice* ) 

Oh yeah, there's implications of smut.  And it's one-sentence prompt set Gamma, but since it's not a pairing, it's really *counts fingers* like six characters - here it shall remain.

Shut up and fic already? Y/Y?

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( ♪ A pirate's life for me... ♫ *shot* )