Picking and choosing memes...

[quidamling]

Ok, so everyone and their dog is doing the "You know you're from..." meme.  And I am refusing, because Chicago is kicking my ass in so many unpleasant ways I just want to go back to being a tried and true Mass-hole and be done with it.   But moving day is not until the 7th.  (The truck is even booked! \o/)

So not that one. 

♥

Instead, since the muses have been killed for many months by things like.... death of a family member, loss of job, surgery, more surgery... evil shit... I wanted to prove that I still do have head-canon.   I think I hit most of the TF characters in some fashion, even if it has to be AU.  *shrugs*

Meme - Name a character and I'll tell you four facts about them from my own personal headcanon.

Comments

[xxsomeoneelsexx.livejournal.com]

You know you're from Chicago when you refuse to do memes. :v *bricked*

Tell me about.... hmmmm. Wheeljack!

[quidamling.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Chicago is the land of mafia and people that won't follow the rules.

Wheeljack:

1- Ended up having a very close relationship with a mentor in the Academy, and that led him into teaching. He really enjoyed the unorthodox solutions that his students came up with sometimes.

2- He joined up with the Autobots after the destruction of the science sectors and the Academy. While his focus was more polymers and materials science, he had to expand to more general engineering.

3- 'Jack is not as accident prone as some of the other troops make him out to be. It's just that when something he does or makes fails, it has a tendency to be rather... memorable. ♥

4- What started as a crack pairing of him with Optimus is now firmly entrenched in my head. Though sometimes Wheeljack ends up in threesomes with Ratchet and Ironhide. >3

Bonus Human AU- Wheeljack = Jamie, a bomb tech for a police department. So he defuses explosions instead causing them... unless he has to detonate something in place. XD

[xxsomeoneelsexx.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad to hear you're moving... and even more glad you got to stalk mechs before you left XD

fffff OMG #3 so much. I hate when people make Wheeljack blow everything up. It has to be in moderation (and memorable lol) or it's not funny anymore. He built the Dinobots and the Immobilizer, and they didn't blow up. He can build stuff that works! It's just, when it doesn't work, it doesn't just fall apart. |D

So much love for crack pairing OTPs. And threesomes. ...and Wheeljack love of any kind really. :3

lololol Jamie. I see what you did there. XD